@10 hours ago with 175017 notes

i-will-stake-you:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

Elvis Presley asked out my friends Grandmother. She said no.

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aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

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i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

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@21 hours ago with 37790 notes

looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

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People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

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People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

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finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

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askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

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@23 hours ago with 93165 notes

tardis-and-impala-at-221b:

supernatural-black-hole:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)

ok that hurt

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@21 hours ago with 143553 notes

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

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@21 hours ago with 148263 notes
therollingseas:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

and all of them delicious

therollingseas:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

and all of them delicious

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@21 hours ago with 44871 notes

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

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@21 hours ago with 93165 notes

rabioheab:

just got back from the kidz bop concert. the mosh pit was so fucking vicious oh my god i broke one of my legs and i think someone died.

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@22 hours ago with 26280 notes

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

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@23 hours ago with 84875 notes
welcomeinsidemyhead1017:

im doing that
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