Jordan. hard of hearing. alto 2. back spot. big sister. girlfriend. best friend. i am a good man a storm. i protect the things i love. hopeless romantic(s)
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
Elvis Presley asked out my friends Grandmother. She said no.
(via jeany070)@21 hours ago with 195848 notes
people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp
People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead
People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’
finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night
(via shitbrisket)@22 hours ago with 113031 notes
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
ok that hurt
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do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
just got back from the kidz bop concert. the mosh pit was so fucking vicious oh my god i broke one of my legs and i think someone died.
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